Ok, Ready To Plug My Ass

Past the second knuckle will be best.

The best actual way of doing it, is with an oral syringe. If you have that, you don't need to go in 3 inches...just make sure you are in there pretty tight, and squirt away.

No need to assfuck yourself with a syringe....that is why people think it's so gross...they think they automatically turn gay for doing this. I feel bad for people who are that uncomfortable with their own sexuality.

 

yeah i mean when you take a shower, its not like your fucking yourself in the ass with a washcloth when you wash your ass.

 

One time when my ex wanted me to plug her with a bean, she let me put it on my dick and fuck her in the ass.

Ahh good times.

lol

 

a washcloth? sir, in this country we can what we like to call "dildos"

 

Just remember, if you try it and only get halfway through....never go ass to mouth! Yeah, 2nd knuckle depth is enough.. just far enough so it doesn't leak out. Then you really wouldn't want to try reclaiming it!

 

it is pretty fuckin funny

 

Don't be such a baby - just jam it in there as far as you can and let 'er rip.

 

let us know how it goes when you do it tonight man.
im curious to know if its worth a shot if i ever get my hands on some morphine.
does anybody know if it would be worth trying with oxycodone?

 

^^what the fuck are you trying to say.I really don't care what you do to the washcolth..

 

^^what the fuck are you trying to say.I really don't care what you do to the washcolth..

 

Probably slips a finger in sometimes too.

 

Babe, get an oral / irrigation syringe. They have a little tip about an inch long that tapers. Insert the tip into your tush, it's so small you don't need lube or anything and press the plunger. Wala.

On a completely unelated note: Boys and their butt fears are so cute. My last boyfriend had the fear of the butt too, which was charming but I decided to remove this fear from him. Started with slow caressing as I went down on him, to rubbing, then one day again while going down on him I was playing with his tush and surreptiously and sneakily lubed him up very nicely without him noticing. Then right as he was about to cum I slid a finger up there -- I know exactly where the prostate is on a boy. He was a little shocked, scared but it made him climax very very hard.

Within a couple of months I was "balls deep" in him doggy style with my strapon and him begging me for more.. Good boy.

 

I just threw up some in my mouth. Did your last boyfriend start to date guys after this experience? Im not quite sure how it works, but Im pretty sure "balls deep with a strap on" means youre gay.

Either way, you have a promising career as a dominatrix. Nice 400th post.

 

Nope, he's with another girl. A boring one from what I can tell. Balls deep with a cock would mean your gay, or at least bisexual. With me and my toys it is completely heterosexual. I bet she doesn't fuck him like I did though, he's probably too shy to ask her, which is kind of a shame considering how much he came to enjoy it.

In any event, just because I like occasionally turning the tables on a guy and fucking him (I'm always very gentle) doesn't mean I'm a dominatrix Although if I found a boyfriend who liked being tied up and spanked I think I could easily accomodate him too.

 

I think thats what I got. told pharmist I need oral syringe for my kids amoxacilin.
The tip is a inch long, then its goes to the size of my pinky.
So your saying I only have to go an inch?? PLEASE CLARIFY cause I don
t want to violate myself If I don't have too

 

The liquid doesn't have to go all the way into your lower intestines baby, just so that it all goes in the tush. If the syringe is correct the tip should end in the cylinder that you plunge. Place the tip in your tush, you won't even feel it is so small, and have the "bigger" cylinder pressed firmly against your ass. Then push plunger and you've done it. You don't have to put the big actual syringe inside you, unless you really want to anyway. So long as there is firm pressure no liquid should 'escape'. And I bet your ass is tight as a drum anyway, so you probably don't have much to worry about -- you could probably do a 100 jumping jacks and not worry about any drugs 'leaking' out.

 

Although if youre really concerned try it just using water first. If youre super concerned you can put the entire thing in your tush, just a bit of lube and it would slide right in. Pinkys are pretty small and I've had much larger things in my ass without any difficulty at all.


But really, just the tip... press firmly so entire tip is in though.

 

Alright thanks,
I'm on it, going into the ass in an hour when I take my next dose..
I think I can handle the little part,..LOL

 

Tell us all the story when you do

 

Oh my God, are there really still men who have that thing about the ass? Seriously? Manfriend LOVES IT when I do the finger thing.