Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico!!!!

Aside from "caps", no. Explain, please.

I thought so.
My ISP is 3 http://www.three.co.uk/Mobile_Broadband they are quite good.

 

mediacom can go suck a dick or 2. their services are horrible and make yoy wait a week without any cable/internet....in the winter!!! that was misery

 

lol. btw, I'm laughing at your language not your predicament.
I'm getting "cable" in a few weeks. Virgin media http://allyours.virginmedia.com/websales/service.do?id=1.
I doubt they have sucked a dick or two. You never know, though.
I'm sorry to say, I can't forsee any connections issues, ever.

 

It was a poor attempt at humor if I have to explain it.

connection -- internet

it's been a long night I guess

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Oh, was that it. Ok, I got that. It wasn't as bad as my attempt at humour. But, don't give up the day job.

 

Since I retired I'm looking for a second career. I guess I can forget about prime time comedian; maybe I can get a job as spell-checker for the Tea Party, or Sarah Palin's media adviser.

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I've seen some American comedies, you would do fine.
I don't think even you can salvage her media persona.
I'd say become an ISP provider...there's money in that.

 

I have a thing for correct English and the Tea Party needs me. Correcting their signs could turn into a multi-million $ business. Travel, meeting new people, lots of laughs and the satisfaction of turning idiots into poets. All the while covertly elevating their educational level and destroying the party from within. My dream job.

I could also teach them that oil is a one syllable word, not three.

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Lol...well, when you put it like that.

 

And to the topic of the hijack, we have a dial up connection, and a wireless connection from Verizon. We're going to get rid of the land line soon. The wireless connection has a bandwidth cap, and the other computer with the wireless thingy DOES NOT LIKE ME, and the feeling is mutual. But I guess I am going to have to get used to it.