oh man

rofl, so do I, if you dig around in there enough you can find toys and the occasional old french fry

 

I wouldn't eat that if I were you..

 

.....

 

FUCK yeah! Gimme a good fantasy (like watchin' Brad and Jennifer, fo-shizzle!) and my friend vib and I can ride til my chair nearly breaks in half.

Best orgasms for me, a dateless celibate, is to wait a week then spend the weekend on a real self-pleasuring high.