Oh Fuck My Belly Is Burning !

Let me explain ! Me and my boss have a competition ,each year we Give each other a bottle of something we bought on our holidays , we done the Absinthe, Raki , Sambuka , You name it !!!
this summer he brought back the most Evil thing I have ever Tasted ( not even that strong about forty % ) took me five months but I just finished the Bottle it came from Portugal and is called "Aldeia Velha " If anyone has any Idea What I can fuck him up with next year ?
I remember this Chinese stuff I had over there but cant remember its name something like Ecoho or Summat like that
Any Ideas Guys ( it dont have to taste nice thats not in the rules ) ??

 

Ok you have to be more clear. What is your goal?
I mean if it's fucked up then everclear is an easy choice. If it's drinkability then what are you looking for?

 

I heard some crazy tequillas or cobra head sake will do it

 

A mason jar of clear should do the trick.

 

just Gorra make Him Shudder When he tastes it !

 

Moonshine

 

Oh, you beat me to it

 

Naw, he wants the nastiest of the nasty alcoholic drink to give.
I'm guessing the competition is who can give the other guy some booze so vile it can't be finished.

I'm not that much of an alcohol drinker, so I got nothin' Mally..


I could brew you some San Pedro cactus tea, I still shudder when I think about how vile that swill tastes. How does your boss feel about mescaline?

 

Everclear Sound like the one !
I watched some Vids on you tube
You cant ever Get real Poteen Anymore or that would work

 

Like the sound of that !

 

Everclear is boring though, get some moonshine and challenge him to eat the fruit in it after he's done.

 

Spirytus

 

the year you decide you quit, you should just piss in a bottle and tell him it's some expensive liquor from wherever you vacationed last.

 

Do you need me to shit into a 40 ounce milwaukees best?

 

that would make it taste a little better.

 

Google says fernet

Moonshine I actually enjoy and the ones with fruit are even better. The cherry have a stronger alcohol taste than the drink.

 

Pretty sure I had that in a club in Cowary when I worked there

 

http://youtu.be/BWsKihrmY8Q

 

I was going to recommend this cheap knockoff of Popov Vodka I had awhile ago called "Winner's Cup" but I'm guessing it's been discontinued, cause I can't find any info on it.

That shit had me walking through bushes, chain smoking Black and Milds while on it and my friend in the fetal position the entire following day.

Along with Everclear, Bacardi 151.

UD entry

 

uughhhh, Bacardi 151 *shudders violently*
the summer of 1977 otherwise known as "the great Bacardi binge"
Two friends and I got hammered on 151 numerous times that summer.
I still can't smell/drink any rum without wretching uncontrollably.
Kahlua is the only exception