Oh dear

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by outtahere, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. outtahere

    outtahere Member

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    Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    Prof. Hawking in a house fire
     
  2. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    why would he have stairs?
     
  3. outtahere

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    thats what i thought and even if he did why would he be at the top of them?
     
  4. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    very good point maybe he put some chips in the fat fryer, then got in his chair lift and went upstairs to get his jomjams, then the chip pan caught light and he was up the top of the stairs still. but this man has limited muscle movement so there would be a carer. i know ohhh its murder
     
  5. outtahere

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    hmmm not sure but recently didnt it emerge that his wife of carer or whatever was abusing him? could this be some sort of cry for help? maybe we should do something :eek:
     
  6. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    really, oops,maybe he made the joke up and posted it around on his magic computer thing (the one he speaks into and talks in that wierd voice), and people have thought it was just amusing but yeah it might have been a cry for help, oops sorry steveoooo
     
  7. outtahere

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    what!? thats not his real voice...
     
  8. wiggy

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    ohh maybe it is then, i want a voice like his that would be cool
     

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