Oh Chat Ye Merry Gentle Stoners

my dog is 1/4 pit bull. shes a sweety, but she can look pretty mean for a little dog. she bit down on my thumb once, right at the base of the nail. the blood spot is about 1/3 of the way grown out. she doesnt really look pitty at all. she got a nice genetic mix. daddy was a pitbull/ chihuahua mix, mama was a spaniel (king charles i think ) mutt. maybe some collie, who knows.

in snowed, about 4 inches. not too shabby.

 

some of the houses in the neighborhood that had 200 houses decorated with lights for Christmas

 

well...... i picked up the oldsmobile today, I finally have another car i guess...

I got it for $300 and it runs, I should be happy to get a functioning car for so cheap.. its just that a part of me dies inside while driving it... lol

I didn't take this pic but its the exact same car as this one..

tbh this picture makes it look better than it really is... this view isn't so bad, but the back of it.. you can tell its an old man car, i feel lke an 80 year old preacher on my way to church or some shit.. when i drove it home today i felt obligated to pass everyone so that they'd know i'm not an old guy haha...
http://1990-1992toronadotrofeo.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/104_2453.jpg

 

i dont know if the pics to big.... i have a wide screen so it doesnt scroll for me, but on a laptop or something it might? not really sure how it works... feel free to remove it

 

found a pic of the back.. like wtf who in the hell designed this why is the trunk so big?! You can fit like 6 bodies in it... goddamn

 

is that a trofeo?

 

nvm..i see it was a trofeo when i edited


rare..but still crap

 

Saturday nite.....hello?

 

im not sure, it says toronado.. same thing? I know nothing about oldsmobiles... alls i know is they're embaressing af lol

im gunna take all the shitty oldsmobile logos off... and tint the back window, replace the fugly rims that have "OLDSMOBILE" written across them.. and then maybe i'll be able to drive in it until i can afford something else lol

 

The car doesn't look that bad ....no dents

 

many models of ''olds'' are sought after cool cars

 

Yea the quality of it isn't bad.. thats not the actual car in the picture,i just found it on google.. its just the same model, looks just like it but in better conidtion.. like the paints good, looks shiny...

Everyone seems to like it but me tbh lol I've already gotten offers for it.. a guy wants to buy it off me once i get a new car, this thing only has 72k on it and its a '92.. so its barely even been driven, been kept underground 90% of the time too

just not my style.. looks to classic for me i think, I've never liked classic cars at all.. like the ones you see at car shows or the ones people fix up and show off and stuff... never understood why people think they look nice, after all..there's a reason they don't design them like that anymore lol

 

maybe I could stand in the street collecting acorns and you can run me over..

 

That is really sad to read. So many people make judgements about dogs that have no clue about handling. Those kids will probably grow up being uneasy around dogs for no reason other than a parent who over reacts.

The best solution for dogs and kids is socialization. Makes both better in the long run.

 

set bear trap, catch kid.. make stew.. fuck it..

 

Step 5: dig in

 

Please do not tell me the kid stew I had was made from a real kid.

I vote for catching the parent in that bear trap instead!

 

veal is better..

 

I agree with you as I like veal as well. I do not mind goat but it has to be cooked properly or it is not as tender.

 

orison- im sending you hugs. consider yourself continuously hugged until you dont need it anymore. everything will work out. the probability is good. its not always how you expect.

on a lighter not, at least half the drivers in colorado completely forget what snow is in between snows. had a couple of nice nays, and now everybody is stupid. this one is from a couple of years ago. still appropriate.
this one is in 2 parts, but its not overlaid with benny hill, so its less obnoxious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5exATIaQiI"]20 Car Pile up P.1 - YouTube