Official Stoner Law

Supplier of weed get greens
Dont Blow the weed out of the bowl(When people laugh they blow out)
Dont disrespect the rolller. Cause if he;s rolling you probably cant.
Dont disrespect the music. Everyone has there pick of a song.
Dont try and pinch my bag or anyones bag when there not looking or arent in the room
Dont blow smoke on me.

 

Pass it to the left, Buyer or whoever brought it gets first hit, don't drop the bowl, an dont be a bitch and just smoke it with everyone.

 

That'd be such a dick thing to not do.

 

remove safetys from lighter
Supplier rights
Always finish whats in the bowl (my friend always leaves like a fucking half g left in my bowl... oh well more for me haha)

 

eww grape phillys all the time would be nasty but krypto wraps are the best lol

 

positive attitude is always good. i hate it when someone is all negative and shit. and i hate it when someone doesn't know when to stop talking. that's the ultimate buzz kill for me; when they just keep rambling.

 

bring your own light

 

Roller's Rights: Whoever rolls gets to spark it.
B's Bud's: Whoever threw down gets it second.

 

most important rule of course is don't bitch! it completely ruins my high when people whine and argue. also roller/packer hits first, pass to the left, and try not to fuck up the rotation

 

Ooooh totally agree with that one but it didnt even pop into my mind till you mentioned it. A talkative stoner is okay but its when you dont know when to let a subject die is when it gets on my nerves.

 

Don't take off with my fucken lighter!!

 

dont torch the bowl. it really sucks when you´ve got a bowl of some good shit or something topped off with keef and someone burns the entire top layer.

out of respect, if someone else packs a bowl like that, i´ll take a smaller hit by lighting a smaller portion than I normally would so i´m sure not to torch it all.


I´ll also make sure everyone´s getting a hit and a proper amount of them. it´s funny, though, when vaporizing with the Volcano, the rotation doesnt matter. after a bag or two, no one can even remember which way it´s supposed to be passed. most people tend to stop vaping before the weed´s finished, too.

 

roller sparks first.
buyer sparks second.
if i smoke in someone's house i always smoke them up, simple courtesy.
smoke people up; ull get ur's later.
grape dutches all DAI!
NEVER FUQ UP ROTATION!

 

smoke the weed,

dont tell the cops,

roll fatties,

puff puff pass.

 

Just toke
don't bitch
niggalippin's cool, as long as drool's not falling off it.
gotta bring some weed every once in a while, but I don't mind sharing
don't take my lighter
don't snitch, you get caught, you take the blame.
and out of curtisy (sp?) ask who ever supplied if they wanna kill it.

 

rollers right
get high
have fun


simple rules to live and smoke by

 

-If you wanna chill, just give me a call, but dont expect me to let you come around if I'm dead asleep... unless you have bud and I dont.

-If ur chillin at my place and its late and you're too fucked to drive, you can crash at my place for the night. This is unless both you and me plan to smoke out and party the whole weekend, where I expect you do at least bring a change of clothes. I will let you borrow my clothes just as long as you dont take them.

-If there's another person in the, I expect you to be quiet as possible. You dont want to be the one to get me fucked, trust me.

-Whenever smoking, blow the smoke into the fan. I dont like my room to smell like pot.

-If I have a lot of weed, feel free to smoke all of it, but dont smoke a ridiculous ammount.

-Coming over with weed is nice too.

-If you want to change the song, please let the current song end first.

-Got dirty feet, dont go near the bed.

 

hand-roll marijuana cigarettes, using white king-size rizlas and a very small bit of tobacco or no tobacco... or smoke with an appropriate implement like a bong or pipe.

when taking hits, hold one hit in for as long as possible instead of taking tokes and blowing it straight out the nose and taking more etc so 1 toke becomes 3, but you don't even get very high.

do not slobber on the roach.

behave with the necessary degree of civility and respect for your fellow stoners, and allow an acceptable level of mindless stoned banter, but discourage droning monological musings.

light-hearted games and contests should be commonplace, and, so-long as they are fair and not designed with ulterior motives (one person smokes all the weed), all should join in.

paranoid delusions should be kept inward, don't start giving starts to people over perceived threats derived through thick thought patterns

 

Fucking word.

 

Don't act like such a complete fool that the parents know we're high! Also, don't touch my chocolates They're mine...