Official 2019 NFL Thread

winning vicariously never get boring maybe?

i've definitely gotten bored with games that i always beat my friends at.

 

Up 10-0 at HT.

 

New England lost to the Giants (31-29) but in reality they shut it down after leading at half-time (29-10) taking out their first-line players.


Both Demaryius Thomas (seven catches) and Josh Gordon looked sharp - can you say offensive juggernaut?

 

They played their starters in week 4 pre season?

I haven't seen Denver have any starters since Q1 week 2.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Just for the first half and of course,

Brady sat out for the entire game although he stole the show with his sideline antics which included yoga exercises.

 

Chalk up a Broncos win.

 

The worst thing about week 1 is having to wait for Monday night football.

 

It's really not reasonable though to expect Josh G to go a whole season without falling off the wagon.

When's the last time he went a whole season without snorting coke?

I think it best we can hope that he'll play a good part of the season, and maybe keep some of the other receivers from getting banged up too much.

 

i think it's safe to assume that josh gordon hasn't slept since that game.

 

I'm planning on doing another solid year in fantasy football without watching a single game
That's all I have to contribute

 

Betty White, 97 years young, will be kicking off this year’s Sunday Night Football on NBC

 

if more 97 year olds did kickoffs, maybe you'd actually see a kick return occasionally.

 

With 2 players on the 53 man roster on IR (and technically out for the season) it's highly likely Thomas will be back with the Pats within a week, but we'll see.

 

I had to LOL anyway.

 

You should see how well I did in my 2020 madden draft.

I've picked 3x players that are xfactors and superstars all in their rookie years. I've never done that in madden lol.

ATM I am 11-0 and demolishing the league with my players on high morale. In the off-season I'm looking into bolstering my O-Line. I'm trying to resign Chris Harris Jr but he wants like 15million a season

Oh for the first time ever I'm also rebuilding my stadium well actually building a new one. It's a traditional field, so outdoors. Fuck all this indoor shit. Gay.

 

Reports have it that Broncos might be interested in resigning Demaryus Thomas.

If they do, he's an awesome steal, great player, great bloke.

 

Me too dawg! I've won every football pool at every job I've ever had by betting on Yahoo Sports predictions.

Everyone likes their team and their guys, but I like hot sexy stats.

 

I love stats too.

Defense limits to 2.3 YPR on ground
OMG I'M CUMMING