Speaking of Brighton: I was there from Tuesday till Thursday. I must say it's one of the nicest cities I've had the pleasure to visit in Britain. It's full of lovely people, and beautiful men and women. Plus the little lanes full of boutiques and that place that makes milkshakes out of anything! I'm hoping to go the university of Sussex there if I get the required grades. I'll definitely be visiting again.
Glad you liked it. The more I see of other cities in England, the more I realise how lucky I am to live here.
A Christian father and his 6 year old daughter were sitting in the backyard admiring God's creations, when a spider walks up to where they're sitting. The little girl asks her father what sort of spider it is and he tells her it's a daddy long legs. Another spider walks up to the first and they start to mate. The girl asks her father "Is that a mommy long legs?" to which her father answers "No, that's a daddy long legs too." The little girl gets up and angrily stomps both spiders to death and says "We won't have any of that at our house!"
HAha, this thread makes me laugh. I was going to contribute some dead baby jokes, as I find them quiet funny in right company, but they tend to get me in trouble so I'll be leaving now!
if you cant' tell offensive dead baby jokes on an offensive joke thread then what is the point of living? come on, crack on, post em. then we can all feel uncomfortable laughing together. that was sooo cheating, luke. :tongue: it was just a repeat of power_13's twenty eight year old joke.
aww ... now i feel bad. no worries, all my jokes were copied off of websites except for that pregnant woman joke :tongue:
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection. What sound does a baby make when you turn the blender on? I dunno, I was too busy jacking off to notice.
Judge: So, Sir Paul, why is it that you want to divorce Heather? Paul McCartney: Well, your honour, she's become an alcoholic. Heather Mills: You bloody liar, Paul, I'm not an alcoholic! Paul McCartney: Yes you are, dear, you're always legless...
After this divorce, do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again? Or do you think they'll just be friends? :tongue:
What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven! Jews and ovens always make for entertaining combinations, I do think.
