Off-topic Thread

irvine walsh? Word, all of that sounded crazy as fuck, and pretty interesting at the same time. And I love short stories, thanks for the info.

 

I read one of Irvine Welsh's books. Hmm, cant' come to mind right now. Maybe the one with the big on the cover. I love reading Scottish dialect phonetically. Quite the skill to write like that. I don't think Ic ould ever.

 

does anyone want some dread beads? i have some random glass beads with holes around 5-7mm diameter.

 

For free

 

yup

i don't have all of the ones in the picture.. i have about 10 i think.

 

sweet i'd like one if you still have any by the time I get back!

 

Ooo! Me too!

 

ok i just went and looked and i have a few orange and white striped, a couple of green and white, a maroon/reddish one and a yellowish brownish whitish one. pm me your address if you want one

 

Daniel Tosh

anybody ever seen this guys stand-up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5EHy91jPQo&feature=youtube_gdata

I thought he was funny, If that link doesn't work then....my bad.

 

"They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding,' because it does... It buys a WaveRunner. You ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. . . . Money buys happiness. Ever seen a homeless person skip? They don't. They're not allowed."

Yea, he's been on comedy central a time or two... looks silly/orange in that video though.

 

Hahaha, I heard this from him a few nights ago. It reminds me of trampolines. You ever try to jump on a trampoline with a straight face....? Fuckin impossible. Everytime I get on one I look like that baby in the sun on teletubbies.

Like this

 

Trampin' gives me the giggles too... between rounds of anxiously thinking "oh shit, I'm gonna bust my head on the ground if I fuck up on this front flip"

 

when I was a little shitlin I could succesfully execute a backflip on the tramp.
Now if I got on I fear I'd bust a hole in the mofo

 

Don't ya hate it when your about to bounce back down and then someone near you jumps and then when you hit the trampoline it's just hard as fuck and your legs basically snap?

That's happened to me many times.

 

ah yes, the dreaded double bounce.

 

I think dreaded people on trampolines would make some great photo's.

 

I looove trampolines We have one, but its all dismantled wrapped in a tarpaulin (spelling?), abig water proof sheet inbetween the sheds at the back of the garden. Its been there for a year and a half :s I wanna get it back out in the spring, but me and my siblings are all grown up, and 2 out of 4 have moved out, i doubt the younger ones would want to go on it... So its just left. All alone. I do dread taking it out also because I can't imagine how many slugs or creepy crawlies there might be in there >< Urh. But it was a good trampoline. Was was expensive... Feel guilty just leaving it out there

 

ahh the dubbo bounco
Will catch even the most experienced trampolistisming athletes off guard.

I heard a story about a guy on a trampoline who copped a level 6 dubbo bounco and died.

Let this be a warning

 

I used to be able to do backflips on trampolines when I was a teenager. THen I had kids and now I pee if I bounce too hard. HAHAHHA

 

that man must have been a daredevil with a deathwish. Evil kenievel would pray to him.