Jan,58: We were going flat out and hit the truck and trailer leaving only 28 feet of skid marks. 2 in front seat of other car: dead on the spot. 2 in the front seat of car I was in including me: Driver=veg for life. Me: Some teeth out, etc. Summer 1953:CORRECTION: SUMMER OF 63: I fast pitched an 18 inning softball game and hit 3 home runs. We won. 1943-44. Long Beach, Calif.: Men in white hats would knock on our door, tell the grownups in no uncertain terms to turn the damn lights off. Japanese subs off the coast. 1978: First boy comes out breach at home. Midwife was afraid--I could see it in her eyes. She got him , her 1st breach ,right out. 1958: Father hit a bridge drunk, came home, passed out and was arrested. Was a big shot, cop was balled out, no charges, no newspaper story. Took revenge by taking me to jail for an unopened can of beer in the car in which i was sitting with 4 others. Me only. Called big shot--said " I'm in jail."Big shot replied "Not interested" and hung up. !969. Maui: The sailboat, a large trimaran was circling a sub-tender with me, couple other guys and several topless women. Sail had a 6 foot peace sign sewn onto it. Sailors carrying on and hollering at the women---man on bullhorn advised us to get the hell outta' there. We did. 1964-67: Put dashboards in Mustangs which took about as much sense as a monkey. !960: A bully fucked with my uncle in a bar. He had had 10 professional fights as a heavyweight, won them and wifey said me or boxing. The bully was placed in the corner of the bar for about 40 minutes , from a left hook. 1956: Got my first car as a junior in HS. Pristine 1937 Plymouth coupe. Cost me 25 bucks!!