O Brother Where Chat Thou?

comma..

 

comma

comma

chameleon..

 

I had a teacher in high school who called me Enrique all year. My real name is Eric for those who don't know so I guess he thought he was being cute doing the Mexican version of that name. But the thing is I am Nordic white blond with blue eyes where he got the idea I don't know but it drove me nuts.I was on the cross country team and he would just show up to our workouts to run too. That's not all akwerd to have the place where you speak like a filthy teenager to other filthy teens invaded by the teacher. Maybe that is why I was Mexican we practice together.

This same teacher would test to see if you did the reading by going down the rows of desks and asking each kid one detail of the chapter. Before he walked in the room the class would all team up and pick one random sentence from the reading so we didn't step on each others toes and half the time some of us had not done the homework. I guess he never figured it out.

 

Columbo day time, might just burn out early tonight ..

 

Took a bite of burger and I bit into some hair....my own.
I really need to shave. It was my mustache hair.

 

i hate that...think ill be trimming soon too my face hair is longer than my head hair at the moment which is fairly rare...i feel like a dipshit hipster


good thing i dont dress nice or wear vests

 

baby is napping. have to figure out dinner. we ran to home depot and picked up some sale flowers. 6 packs were 4 for $10. got a couple of other flowers too. if i can make it pretty enough i will post a picture. im not ready to share yet. there are areas that are still very not done.
but now im tired, sore from carrying the little guy, sore from crouching and kneeling in the garden, and my hands are really tight from pulling weeds. always so much to do. im glad school is nearly out.

 

I am now entered in the deutsch bayerische studien, which is the trials for our state 8 ball. I've read there's over 130 competitors so far. Just trials to see where we rank in our state and chances to play nationals. I know I won't get there but could be fun if I break the top 100. I've elected to play the Sunday as I am at a concert on the Friday so don't want to play Saturday but if I have to I will just get up early and drive to the competition if I slot Saturday play.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

 

I saw a couple syringes of mushroom spores today....I passed on them but they were 15 dollars each...one was called golden something or other..forget the second one

 

IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!!!
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT??!!

 

maybe able to spread a liquid inoculate but rarely will spraying spores growing any shrooms, it can happen but conditions would need be perfect..
spore + agar = LC

 

friend of mine used to grow them commercially

the grocery store kind

 

My coffee wife said to me in the afternoon "oh Jocelyn I have something for you" and it was a paper bag with a fresh BLT roll. I forgot about it until now so the crust is a touch hard, but mmm it's very tasty.

 

i dont remember the screeching shrieking phase with my older boy. im seriously considering stabbing myself in the brain. i know little guy is just trying to communicate, but fuck. it hurts so bad. i cant afford enough wine to drown my overstimulation. its earsplitting. and its not like im not paying attention, even if i was distracted he could say any of the mama baba dada variations and have my attention. but no. full shriek. "im stuck in a bear trap and birds are pecking out my eyes" for no reason. dry diaper. fresh bottle. bouncer, floor play, playpen, doesnt matter. even does it while being held, which is even closer to the ears! its been going on for more than a week now. he usually gets through phases quickly, but he is taking his sweet ass time on this one.



i have a kit thats supposed to grow oyster mushrooms. havent started it yet.

 

I read a meme before that said

"Whenever somebody tells me that I look familiar I reply with 'oh yeah, I do porn.'"



I wanna try that.

 

ha..

 

A lady looking to be in her mid forties, maybe older said it to me the other day that I looked familiar so when I recently saw this it made me laugh as it was so relevant. My honest thought at the time though when I thinking about it was that she's probably a swinger and she's noticed me at local meet and greet.

 

Usually when someone (especially an older person) says you look familiar...even if you really don't...they WANT you to be familiar.

 

hang in there ML..

I'm so stoned if a T.Rex ate me, it would get high.

lil story. I was driving by my childhood friends house growing up. Thinking bout him every now and then . He moved away from here long time ago got into shit and shit. Today I thought Id google him. I find that he died two years ago. He was only a year older than I. Growing up we was probably the best of friends .. Not sure how he died, I might try and find out tomorrow see I can reach family.. He did try to reconnect with me sometime in 2006 or so.. I first turned him on to Pink Floyd. So I signed the online guest book Pink Floyd.

onto another grave story .. I was at the cemetery today walking the dog. There was some people arguing with the grounds crew. The crazy black bitches was screaming at crew guys and they was mostly black too. Whole thing was about these giant size teddy bears, dozens of deflated balloons on their grave. .To be honest Ive seen it 100 times cause I go there all the time. Its a mess, rain matted bears, the balloons are all fucked up, half the shit dead flowers it leaning to the side. it an eye sore. Yeah i get it, it's a shrine, but whatever. I watch for a while and then the cops come, Im thinking whoa this is going to be interesting. I can only hear the loudest in the fight but its over taking that shrine down and they was flipping out about it.. Apparently they were already given time to remove what they wanted, but the bitches wasnt havent that, they want it to stay .. I can see the cops telling the yelling one to chill body language was calm.. one bitch grabbed a teddy bear and tossed it in the car they went. couple others stayed behind,.. they seemed to be talking to the crew people, and the cops was in their cars sitting but not leaving right away, then they did. Ill have to wait til tomorrow see whats like.

 

What if a albertasaurus ate you? Would it get high too? Because they're often depicted as green, so process of elimination, fantasy and imagination suggests, to me anyway, that those meanies would also get really high.

 

I am now listed officially on the lineup of my pool team under okay 5 out of 6. Yay! My team thinks things of me. That means someone else gets dropped to reserve and I play the first frame in summer season.

So I have trials in couple of weeks.
Then a big competition in about 5 weeks.
And then our summer comp should follow few weeks after that.

All very good experience.