Nude tree hugging/climbing?

For starters, are there any dendrophiles out there?

Have you ever, or wanted to, hug or even climb a tree in the buff? Any tree.

I don't know about you, but I feel like ripping off my bikini and running to a palm tree and........well, I'll leave it there.

 

No,no no....don't leave it there..lol Please continue. I think the mental images would be priceless, possible useful...lol

 

while not a dendrophile myself, I do have affection for trees. I hug them and enjoy the comforting energy they give off. naked or not doesn't seem to make a difference for me.

although if I ever met a nice wood nymph or drayd, I'm sure I could be convinced...

 

Not since I fell out of one when I was 10 years old.

 

Dendrophile.......I learn a new word on here everyday. And I even took a dendrology class lol.

 

i've climbed a lot of trees in my day, but that's one case where i prefer to have a certain amount of clothing on, even shoes. even as a kid, when i never wore shoes anywhere, i wasn't a fan of barefoot tree climbing, because the best footholds are also the places where the bark bunches up in a very spiky manner.

of course, it depends on the type of tree. some are much sharper than others.

 

I did tree climbing a lot as a kid, probably i was kind of a tomboy. We had a big old apple tree in our garden, so this was my “home tree” then. As we often did play nude at home, of course the tree was ascended this way too. I also remember a lot of tree climbing during family holidays at a Croatian nudist camping resort, mainly olive trees. I always thought you have an advantage as a girl, as you don’t need to care not to get your prick crushed or scraped while climbing ;-)

Today I don’t climb trees so much. Now and then during some hike when I find a nice and interesting one. And sometimes I do when I help friends with a big garden to maintain their plants and trees.

 

I don't feel so safe if I climb a tree in shoes... I prefer to put up with the spiky bits.

 

i' always felt more skilled climbing barefoot. But probaly it depends on the type of tree, or rather it's bark texture.

 

I'm starting to wonder now after seeing all this "tree love" postings, how would one practice "SAFE" tree......amusement ?? LOL

 

i'm trying to figure out which part of the tree you could consider the butthole...

 

knothole. just check for bees first.

 

The knot hole silly....lol

 

And This One ..."Euro"...Has To Be "The Strangest"......"EVER"......



Cheers Glen.

 

really not the strangest person I've met, honestly. She still comes in as 'relatively vanilla' by comparison.

 

And When You Say...."Vanilla"....???.... Are You Perchance Referring To Our Very Own " Seriously

Strange"....."Vanilla Gorilla"....... ???......



Cheers Glen.

 

nope, I mean vanilla in the kinky/bdsm context

 

I'm dendrophobic.

 

Since You Are British......I Guess You Hug "Pines"..... ???...



Cheers Glen.

 

Mozart was into scat.

 

No Wonder His Music Sounded So Shitfull......



Cheers Glen.

 

well, when he composes something titled 'Leck mich im Arsch' it's kinda obvious?