If they're from N. Korea, they probably don't work! Oh, wait I see the instructions say add 15,000 Tons of TNT to warhead and ignite. Got it!
Prez Dumbya won't know what you're selling unless you pronounce them his way... Now, repeat after me, "nukular" "nukular" "nukular" Hopefully you and NuNapolean can come to an agreeance on price.