Nowhere private to masturbate

And 27 - 14 = 13

So what is all the numerology supposed to mean?

 

Grr. My mom always taught me that masturbation was a sin too. But hey, ive come this far, whats one more bad deed? twice a day isnt that bad.

But really, you might find showertime a great way. Sounds are muffled because of the water and you have an excuse to lock the door.

 

Soylent Green is people! Anyway 1+4=5x5=25+2=27-13=14
Tada!

Now will somebody please help me out here!!!

 

I want to masturbate in my bed but what do I do about the cum? It's really messy and I dont know where I'd put it. Any ideas would be great!

 

wow, kids masturbate. don't be afraid, wank in peace.

 

But where do I put my cum when I masturbate in bed?

 

A sock, tissue, boxers/undies...
There have been lots of different suggestions.
I think this topic should be closed.
I don't believe it's serious.

 

Dude, your mom sounds AWESOME!
But anyways, go out in your backyard and do it, or in your bed when you're asleep, or at a friend's house.
My favorite idea is the outside, kinky!
Be creative!

 

Its easy to wank in private. I do it in bed before I go to school, then I go sit on the toilet during lunch break and I can take as long as I want to wank then. I also got porn on my iPod i look at when im sitting on the toilet. And I wank in bed at night. I also go over my buds house a lot when his parents arent there and we both wank looking at porn. I use my phys ed socks and t shirt to wank in so mom doesnt see it. She thinks its just sports mess. Shower is a good place to wank as well and yur load gets washed away.

I'm so horny now I'm gonna go wank over Cuffs pic now

 

If by age 29 you haven't got it figured out, perhaps abstention is your best choice.









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I love to masturbate and ride the edge!

 

As a fellow 14 year old to another, the best way is the shower technique. Because you really don't know if they do or don't. They can suspect, but they'll never know. However, the pretending to use the bathroom thing works. Just remember they'll never know, and only assume.

P.S. Even if they do know, who cares. They probably did it themselves once. So, just enjoy.

 

i did and still do it like this. :devil:

 

i was lucky to have two parents who worked, and who also went to bed pretty early, so i had home alone time and in-bed-with-almost-no-chance-of-walk-in-on time. but when that fails, just be creative. i remember masturbating in the back of the basement when i was supposed to be stacking wood, and also doing so in the chicken coop during feeding time.

 

The original post is so old that he's an adult now and probably has his own home.

 

he's only 18. probably living in a dorm and tearing his hair out trying to figure out how to masturbate without his roommate catching him.

 

They will know because they will have done it themselves LOL. Dont stress about it too much. Its perfectly natural and a hell of a lot of fun!

 

I think I'll open a "masturbatory", like an "observatory" for masturbators.

 

If they are shy they can use the "conservatory".

 

If they are bulemic cocksuckers they can use the "regurgitorium".

Hmm,,that wasn't as funnely. I quit.

 

im still here guys, thanks for the advice!