Now and Zen ...

Discussion in 'Old Hippies' started by Enonemouse, May 11, 2004.

  1. Enonemouse

    Enonemouse Happy Wanderer

    ZEN AND WISDOM OF LIFE

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
    of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just
    pretty much leave me the hell alone.

    2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
    belt and a leaky tire.

    3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
    your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    4. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

    5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
    be promoted.

    6. No one is listening until you fart.

    7. Always remember you are unique -- just like everyone else.

    8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
    couple of car payments.

    10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
    their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away,
    and you have their shoes.

    11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    12. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
    to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
    was probably worth it.

    14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the
    windshield.

    16. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time.

    17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
    comes from bad judgment.

    18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
    and put it back in your pocket.

    19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    20. Duct tape is like the Force--It has a light side and a dark
    side, and it holds the universe together.

    21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
    works.

    22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips
    are moving.

    23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
    need it.

    24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our
    ass...then things get worse.

    26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
    laxative on the same night

    27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".


    28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it
    too seriously.

    29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other
    people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

    30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


    Thought I would drag this over from the old forums as I really liked it!!

    Love & Laughter
    EnonEmouse
     
  2. God

    God Member

    beautiful post, man.
     
  3. ~Sam~

    ~Sam~ Cosmic Traveler



    For this TOO COOL thread... I will sing the Paca Paca Song....

    There are none like us!
    There are none like us!
    If there are, there aren't many!

    ~ Edouard Auguste Caldwell Gauthier~
    July 7, 1933 - March 23, 2004

    Edouard was a true Free Thinker, Philosophy Professor, personal friend and confidant.
     
  4. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    It's all so true ,isn't it?good stuff.-------------scratcho---------
     
  5. Rev Van

    Rev Van Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    :H The fool thinks with his mouth open while the wise man seldom speaks.
     
  6. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

    now and zen was a robert plant album.
     
  7. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

    its so zen to name your plant robert
     

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