Not good at this

I'm not really good at introducing myself, but hello y'all. I'm new. Don't really know what else to say.

 

Hi ! and you did ok

 

Yep, you did.

Hey, Hi, Hello.

 

I hate doing such introductions too. Just join in on the topics you like! Happy posting!

 

Welcome from me.
Just settle in and have fun.

 

the fact that you didn't mention your penis makes your introduction better than at least half of the ones we see here.

 

you get a lot of that on here? Lol. I'm just lookin for friends.

 

unfortunately, yes. it can be funny sometimes, but it gets old eventually.

you, on the other hand, have the right idea. welcome to here.

 

Much love n welcome man. Damn fine hat. Many good times n vibes to be experienced here.Enjoy the trip

Peace
RH

 

Okay, so your introduction was just plain awful. It was honestly one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen in my life. But I don't judge anyone based on an introduction, so welcome.

 

I like it when you call me redneck papa
Throw your hands in the aiyer if you's a true player

 

Hello fellow redneck.

 

Welcome to Hip Forums.

 

Say you love me, say, say, you do, do... Flattery will get you everywhere!

 

I could've said "hi, I'm new", or "new guy here", like everyone one else, but I felt it was obvious and I didn't want to insult your intelligence. Besides, I think honesty is best. I'm really not good at introducing myself. I'm open to answering questions though. Would it be helpful if I gave a little backstory about myself? I'm a single father of 3 wonderful children. Almost a year ago I sold everything I had, except my truck, and bought a small acreage in the middle of nowhere, USA. Now I am slowly working towards making my land support me. Not necessarily full off grid, but not relying on public or government. I grow or raise most of my own food, and do a lot of woodworking for extra income. I do currently have a full time job, but hopefully not for long.

 

Well, I am really amazed. Good Luck to you I say.

 

Welcome : )
I'm glad Neon got that extra information out of you.
We'll love to hear about how your land develops.

 

Just like my penis.

 

ahhhhh ???????

 

Thank you, I need all the luck I can get

 

Well, like I said, it's been less than a year. So far I've been raising chickens and ducks for eggs. I lost 4 chickens over the summer to raccoons, but just got 6 new babies last Friday, making a total of 13, and I've been getting more eggs than I know what to do with. I have an abandoned house on my property, I turned the back part of it into the coop. The front part of it is being torn down, slowly because I'm doing all the work alone by hand, but the foundation will stay to work as a border for a future garden next year. I've planted 4 blueberry bushes and an apple tree. We have tons of wild raspberries, and a couple mulberry trees (homemade mulberry cheese cake is awesome). Everything else is a work in progress. I'm hoping that next year I can grow enough vegetables to feed my family and have extra to donate and sell. I'm also planning on getting dairy goats. Besides the milk and cheese, I also want to make goat milk soap.