Nonsensical conversation

god damnit, just take the fucking cheese doodle already

 

What do you want me to Do? Roll Over and Shit out Mars Bars?

 

ha

this sounds familiar.....

 

We get, we get it. You want to be a woman. We don't care any more.

 

I'd rather chew rusty nails and shit barbed wire, thank you very much!

 

I heard the pot talking to the kettle this morning...

 

I've always been good at baking cookies.

 

i'm telling you this for the last time, get the ladder and clean the gutters out

 

there's no time for that! somebody has to run and warn the townsfolk about the sky-weisals!!

 

Too late, I already got the groceries.

 

In that case I don't know what I'm going to do with all this wood putty and starwars memorabelia...

 

don't worry about the sky weisals, just don't mess with the mutant space goats.

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I find that the onion rings from A and W give me bad breath and gas.

 

Fortunately onion rings from B thru V come in 31 flavors except for February which has 28...

 

Look, I'm not going any further with this until you guys sign my petition to ban thursdays and make sex with coffee makers an olympic sport.

 

My sister is a bitch.... she picked a fight with my mom yesterday and then gave my kid shit for not eating her rice. Where does she get off?

 

In the shower (I have pictures)

 

Just go reallll slow...you can feel it when it clicks into place...yeah, just like that!

 

Where did that actress go from Third Rock From The Sun? Man that show was funny. Do they still call them actresses?

 

You know I could find the tuna earlier either. I bet you it's next to the can opener.