Nonsensical conversation

for the last time it's just not gonna work..
i mean even if you have pudding and jello shots i just can't ever find myself going that way...

 

Don't just stand there! Go get an inflatable doll from wallmart and blow it up!

 

oh come on. just do us this favor one time. all you have to do is take a gun and shoot him in the head

 

that only happened once...
and i swore to my mother i wouldn't do it again

 

why do canadians suck at wheel of fortune?

 

Let's have an intelligent conversation here:

I'll talk, and you listen.

 

the voices in my head aren't speaking to each other.

 

i need a toke to go with my weed

 

i need less flaky friends cause if they weren't so flaky i'd be drunk right now...
i fucking graduated today, i deserve booze

 

If I had one more elbow that would make three.


No less, no more.

 

i am triple elbow

 

Damnation! I haven't eaten today.

 

I ate today and it was good.


Fridays always taste good.

 

ahhhhhh i am so fucking angry right now...grrrr
sorry, but im pretty angry right now...

 

my knee, my knee....someone just touched my knee

 

You guys are fucking this whole thing up. Stop talking to each other right now. Just say things that don't have anything to do with anything else. Sheesh......

 

I'm here! It's been a long time i know but..here I am!

 

Ewwwwww, you ate what for breakfast?

 

just listing places gd yankees are known to frequent

 

I heard NAMBLA was hiring