Nonsensical conversation

If you would have turned the oven off in the first place, MAYBE we would have had a nice christmas for once!

 

Ever notice how the sun goes down for a few hours every day? Strange. . .

 

damn the man - he's not welcome in my house....even though i do have a welcome doormat outside the door...

 

i think i got something in my eye...
insert inuendo here
but seriously it sucks that madonna is so old, cause shes hot and this song is really good..
i wanna dance but i suck at dancing, but i dance anyway...

 

The 'E' on the gas gauge doesn't stand for 'Ethanol' moron...

 

don't lie now, just admit that you're an olympic weightlifter

 

Now I do think my right breast feels a little bigger than the left.

 

only a matter of time before madcrabs closes this thread

 

gotta stop juicing man...

...the brocolli, carrot, and mango juice is just ruinning you outlook on life

 

Madcrap is fun to chat with after he's had a few.

 

Yeah well I blam canada for that one.

 

Who stole my squirrels?

 

I will confess, I'm the one who backed into your car.

 

SHOTS!! shots for everyone!!

 

i cannot ignore this...
shots i want
and just might go get some..

i like ska..

 

i got some nice bottles of irish whiskey.

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why doesn't walmart sell Goldfish snack? they sell n imitation brand called Whales. and it just pisses me off so bad...

 

I know. I can't believe that K-Mart sells inflatable dolls either. What crazyness.

 

i love when i download new songs and put it on random and its all songs i've never heard before and i love music

 

hey hey whiskey jack
take me down by the rail road track
with that knife in your hand
i'm gonna be a stabbing man

 

Don't just stand there, blow up something!