Nonsensical conversation

Ok guys, here's the idea behind this. We're going to talk to each other while essentially ignoring the point of what the other person is saying. Kind of like normal conversations here only this is intentional


For example, I say, "Peoples republic of China has well over one billion people". The next member then responds with something like, "How are you going to tell me that fish don't have gills?"


Got it? Good. Get to acting retarded folks.

 

you know, i got to thinking today, while writing down some groceries that i'd like my parents to pick up this weekend, that the paper they use is pretty dull. its just white paper, with a blue border all around.

now my note paper, that i write on for notes and stuff, has smiley faces all over the border and this huge smiley face in the background in the middle of the paper. its just happy paper.

 

Look bud, I don't want to hear about your hemroids. Nor the story about your dad shooting the neighbors poodle after a night of heavy drinking. Why don't you talk about your notebook paper or something.

 

look, no one here wants to hear of the time you fucked a deflated basketball, we don't care how much lube you had to use for it.

just go and get the wine glass and fill it with your strawberry wine cooler

 

I couldn't agree more, Fitzy. That new Fast and Furious movie looks like complete shit. I mean a whole new cast and a gimmick? What the fuck were they thinking?

 

no no, you got it all wrong. couches that turn into the couch are horrible for you back. it has that bar that sticks into your back...you just can't get a good night sleep on it.

 

I completely dissagree with you indescribabilty,

he should of really gotten off of bus 2 if he wanted to be a man.
and also wanted to see a fight.

 

You guys are both completely wrong on this matter. The shnauzberries definitely don't taste like shnauzberries. They taste more like mangos.

 

you're right....

sweatshirts should not be worn in 95 degree weather

 

Bullshit. The PADPW isn't improving the quality of life for all Pennsylvanians. They need more information then just their number you know?

 

Excuse you? How dare you speak against Fitzy in that manner. I mean I know he's a complete douche bag, but to say that he's a godless homosexual is quite rude young lady.

 

what the? how dare you people speak of leaving the church. i'm ashamed to call you brother and sister now

 

this is basically what every thread is like in rt

 

No, I don't think it's we'rd to see giant pandas fornicating during my lunch hour. Does anyone want to try some cabbage soup?

 

Isn't that your granny running down the street naked? She sure has a big gun.

 

Yes, all llamas have humps that they store water in. 2 points for the mens team.

 

Oh My God My Fucking Face Is On Fire!!!!!! Give Me Lime Juice!!!!!!!

 

The chances of anything coming from Mars is a million to one they say.

 

Look, I need you to stop telling us all about how you're from Virginia and the fact that you hate southerners, alright?

 

I just saw the & Eleven on tv there'sa slurpee waiting just for me.