#nofap

Anyone else?

 

moi

 

Seriously attempted it many times, failed so hard(no pun intended...actually, kinda intended...). If I don't "tend my inner demon" at least once a day I'll be reminded of my sins/transgressions roughly around 2:30AM. I've dubbed it 'raging insomnia'.

 

You've attempted not wanking before? Really

I spent the majority of my day not wanking

 

Failure has never tasted sweeter.

 

Saltier you mean.

 

I would have liked to give you guys a high-five but you probably have your hands busy

 

I'm sure the Good Lord designed us not to interfere with ourselves.

 

Liking your own post is equivalent to rubbing one out

 

Of course I was counting on someone like you to notice the analogy.But I can't sleep and writting on a tablet,sh*t happens

 

Ah so you were here before.

 

No,that was a bad joke.I just realized that was my first like-sturbation.Shame on me.

 

Just be happy it isn't November.

 

My doctor told me to stop masturbating.

"Why? I thought it was healthy," I said.

"It is, but you're in my waiting room," he replied.

 

Jeez, doctors can be so uptight sometimes.

 

I am the master of my domain

 

Wet dreams hurt man.

 

I have gone without for 6 months one time and still never noticed a wet dream. I don't know if I never had one or it dried cleanly before I woke. I feel like I missed something as a young adult. I say that because I'm not gonna go without ever again.

 

I tried since this thread started, but Yggdrazil's shield looked like a breast.