Nobody's Perfect

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Joshua Tree, Feb 13, 2017.

  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    If you fuck something up, just say "Nobody's perfect." Works every time.

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  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'll keep that in mind if i ever fuck anything up.
     
  3. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    A friend of mine's sister is a lay nun. I asked him once if he thought she'd ever marry. He said Jesus Christ wouldn't be holy enough for her.
     
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  4. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    "I bleed red, ain't no wires in my body I'm not machinery I'm human" is what I say when I make a mistake. :)
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Maybe Not......But Some Come Closer Than Others......[​IMG] .......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    sometimes its a matter of how intentionally some people make a habit of it.
    (inconsiderately screwing everything up for everyone else)
    those who do, don't need to be encouraged.

    otherwise, i'm sure even buddha cut a fart occasionally.
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    You know what he was doing under that tree most of the time to reach enlightenment

    Thats right, tugging it

    And yes I'm serious

    You cant get to enlightenment with any twitching in your pants
     

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