No thread cool as the, well known, Legendary, Stoner ChaThread

i buy the 5 packs of bic lighters so that when i lose one or when one runs out, there's always a few more scattered around.

 

oh ya....well i buy the 1000 packs....so they are everywhere

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-eDaEZ4LU"]Robert Plant - Ship of Fools - YouTube
silly song gave me chills. or its getting colder out..

 

yes i am also loaded with lighters

 

grizzly bear is grood

 

but is it grood for you?

 

i would think its lean

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3tURx8a2Q

 

i am officially repulsed by fudge

 

im trying to be more careful what i eat...plus im borderline diabetic...and it tasted like hot chocolate i didnt even feel any cafeine in it

 

buttsex porn does not interest me either...even if its hot chicks

 

Hey wait for me guys!!!

 

bbad...you disgust me and give me a boner at the same time

 

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag-night-shop/novelties-&-accessories/willy-and-bum-shorts/

 

from the uk...what a shock..

they drink alot there


if you search google foe ''stoners lounge'' we come up first

 

It's almost 1am in the morning... and my boss just calls me, saying how we're missing $100 from the tills tonight, so of course he calls me as i was the supervisor tonight, the one who deals with all the tills and money at the end of the shift...

He starts flipping shit, and saying how he's going to check through all of the cameras and watch the footage... And i was freaked out, i was like wtf, i know for a fact i didn't steal shit, and i doubt anyone else would... and if they did, they would be caught shortly because there is no way of them stealing without being seen on the cameras... only i'd be able to as i have access to the safe where i put the tills at the end of the night, and that room for some reason has no cameras.... don't ask me why, he's just retarded like that...

So... after he gives me all this shit and basically accuses me of stealing or letting somebody else steal and get away with it.... he texts me back saying "woops i forgot i took $100 out before i left.. it was in my pocket lol"

lol? you accuse me of stealing from you, then you just say lol... and don't even apologize? fucking douchebag

i need a new job....

 

u should take 100 bucks next time u work since he didnt apologize to you.
















not srs

 

I could totally break in whenever i wanted, I have a key to the store... and the code to disarm the alarm, and then the code for the safe whose in? Could be like some mission impossible shit lol except... mission, very possible..

 

I bought some synthetic herbal stuff to smoke while my weed supply is dry. Hope it's here by weekend.