No Pot? What do you use as a substitute?

I fuck my gardener

 

a big old glass of fuckin pine sole.

 

Bring on the pills, man.
Morphine, Oxycotten, Oxycodone, Hydrocodone, Darvasets, Xanex, Seraquil.
I love downers.

But then there's uppers, which I enjoy once in a while.
Adderal, Ritalin, and energy pills from the gas station.

Ah.

 

whatevers in my cupboard, mostly sleeping pills and painkillers. i also smoke some of my sister's weed, but that's only if she lets me.