oh, yeah! I'm waddling. I don't feel that embarrassed really. Shit happens... hahahaha (yeah, bad joke)
Take an Imodium Advanced. It's an Antidiarrheal/Anti-gas pill. It should help with 'the runs' for a day.
I don't like taking that stuff. my tummy hurts and I'd rather get it all out. If I take it, it stops the runs but it doesn't stop the aching stomach.
Imodium works like a dream though.... I'd lay off for a while if I were you and oh yah is that spastic pig tripping anyone else out?