niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine hundred.. i'm almost there!

wow those bugs are gettin it on.

 

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine hundred!!! time to break out the pie and have a good time!

 

PIIIIE!!!!!!!!! *snap goes my party hat on my chin* * "ow!" i yell*

woooooooooooooooooooo happy 900 pauly!

 

thanks alot!

my chins already bright red from my party hat's elastic strings!

 

mine is turning green. must be cheap elastic.

 

I just thought of something realllllllllly cool.

They ought to make party helmets.

 

haah buckets on the head

 

OMG... yes yes yes... sand castle pails...

 

nah nah. .metal ones.

 

I'm almost to 900... Oh no, that's 9000...
When am I officialy a whore?

 

900. you're a whore. actually, you might even be a whorebag!

 

Me, a whorebag? Oh, I could only wish!

 

Or a soup nazi...

 

i'm goin with whorebag.

PS george. you're a whorebag also!

 

Better a whorebag than a soup nazi... but your dad is a toast joneser and I really can't compare to that level of toast-jonesyness.

 

HAHA... amature