Nightmare On Chat Street ..

ALMOST 420....LIGHT UP BOYS AND GIRLS

 

Puff puff give.....puff puff give

 

My camp neighbor

"that's it. If these roosters and Jurassic Park over here keep this up for another night there's going to be trouble"

:d

 

could only find one position last night to sleep where my lungs didnt sound like cats noises

 

You need to take some expectorant.

 

i did

took the chest robitusson and sprayed other shit up my nose (which worked great for that)

i think i need to see a doctor and get some good antibiotic...cant go thru many more nights like this

 

turned on my bedroom dehumidifier this morning for 20 minutes and it pulled at least 2 litres of sweat out of the air

 

Man, sounds bad! Hope when you see one they have something that helps quickly.. hope you go soon! But yeah, i rarely go before im half past dead myself either so if you would still postpone a visit i guess i can't blame you

 

You probably need an inhaler to open up that chest. I would go see the doctor.

 

Me too

...and that does say something

 

i have to be half dead to go to a doctor

last time was actually an ambulance ride because other people called...dont think i even said anything about it here but it turned out ok

 

Get your ass to the doctor.

 

I go to the Outback only for their twin lobster tails and mashed sweet potatoes with cinnamon....and blue cheese wedge salad.
That's about all i like there.

 

Pretty much. And Red Lobster is the New England Denny's.

However...Outback's wedge salad and that blooming' onion thing are both good. I know. I'm a classless dolt.

 

i love red lobster but am too cheap to ever go there

im going to wait another night before going to the clinic

 

you people are insane...I go to the doctor every month and sometimes twice a month....no fucking way I am going to be one of those ''he didn't like doctors,i wonder who is doing the eulogy'' guys

 

I have a joke for the top of the next page...its awesome

 

One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parent’s room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it’s your mom is it?

 

gross

 

A man applies to be a police officer..


The officer says: Alright, one more thing. Take this gun and go shoot 7 black men and a squirrel.
The man replies: Why the squirrel?
The officer says: I love your attitude, you got the job!