Nightmare On Chat Street ..

It wasn't quite what I thought it was going to be.

 

I got fined £80 for dropping litter. I was waiting outside my counsellor's office, having arrived 10 minutes early. So I roll a cigarette. I notice this big fella dressed in black across the road, and he's talking uncommonly close with a community police officer. He looks at me. Hang on, I think, he thinks I'm up to something dodgy, maybe waiting to do a drugs deal. I hold his stare. Then he starts walking, giving me a wry smile. I sit on the wall and smoke my cig. He goes and stands in a doorway, arms crossed. I finish smoking and dash the butt on the ground. Before I know it he's upon me. Got me on camera drop point litter. Takes my name and address. Calls his office for a computer check to see if I'm lying as to my addy. All checks out. I've got one month to pay or it goes to court. I agree in principal it's wrong to drop litter. But let's face it it creates thousands of jobs for the unskilled. It gives him a job. Frack it. I'm going to appeal because I have mental health issues. Play the mad card. My counsellor knows someone else who was stopped and threatened with a fine too. She has a draft letter on her computer. We'll see.

 

i hope oj dies in a car accident

sooner the better

 

how can he drive, hos license is beyond expired. .by law he would have to test again. .

 

any moron that will be friends with that murderer is fine to die too when driving him around

 

but it feels empowering to drive around a murderer. you literally get the chance in life to say i drove around someone who had the balls to kill someone, and break sports records, and almost get away with it.

 

Dave Chappelle.

"i didn't know i couldn't do that"

 

watching Martha stewart make deserts...I think I will try the ponjipone coffee cake....I don't think I spelled ponjipone correct

 

Had lotion on my hands earlier last night.

Wake up *Pete rubs eyes*

15 seconds later......

Burning, irritated, watery eyes.

 

I don't even watch ESPN but when I flip by they are talking OJ. Get a grip guys the man played your precious fooze ball game like 45 years ago. He's not known for that now why don't you just show highlights and stop with the criminal analysis? Kind of looked like he's still a hero to them to me.

 

only listening to this news for half hour and all these las vegas officials keep saying how they protect visitors and ''the fun and excitement'' of las vegas....they are already spinning for the tourist crunch

 

this last fucktard said for people to go out and say ''thank you'' to anyone with a badge because of their brave actions today''

bull fucking shit.....buddy shot himself...they did dick

 

whats so brave about showing up to your job and doing it for a paycheck.....nothing

 

went hunting with a buddy yesterday and his dog

we only saw one grouse and he got it....

not bad for an hour ...we just stayed close to home and walked thru a bit of woods because i didnt feel good enough for a long ride

 

someone is telling me to plunge the hole in the carb for the lawn tractor with an acetylene torch cleaning pin?

bbad?

 

thats exactly what i use....tip cleaners for torches and blow it out with compressed air


most problems are in the part that holds the bowl on...most people think its just a bolt but it almost always has holes in it for fuel (depends on engine model)

 

Wow we would have been in Vegas this week it was one of the deals my mrs was looking at on the tinternet ! we decided on Mexico in November instead because she went to Vegas last year and I didnt really fancy it ! Its unlikely we would have been anywhere near where that happened though

 

@Mally: 2 holidays abroad this year? Nice :cheers2:

 

Lol 3 Mate we like our holidays Always at least three ! Four if you count Dublin as Abroad

 

The average American will not leave the country 3 times in their entire life. Also 4 vacations in a year? You are lucky if your job gives you 5 days off after years of service. MAYBE 10 if it's many many years then that's it.