holy guacamole, putting on warm clothes straight out of the drier is one of the best feelings in the world .........well, I could always microwave my underwear too.
aaw well see this is no fun cause now i cant boob anyone and post about it or else my cousin will know
ooh lets listen to a fun story about us we were taking a hike and we walked upstream for a while and we found my dad (i had no fucking CLUE my DAD was up there ) so we walked back and we were on the road and i saw a TURKEY! so we're chasing this turkey into a dry creekbed into the forest and after about 15 minutes of acting like top-level spies we gave up and instead of taking the ROAD back like i WANTED to, he tells me we should hike over TWO fucking mountains so im wearing shorts and a shirt and my legs are all scratched up and im getting pissed and we're climbing up a really steep huge hill grabbing onto scratchy dead trees to get up and we find a horse barn, and he LOCKS me inSIDE D) and records it on my camera and im cussing like a sailor and later i find out that there was a girl who had a house right behind the horse barn that i couldnt see and she was looking at me all weird (ryan do you remember the dick berries!!!!) and we FINALLY make it back! and his mom was reaaally mad at us cause nobody had any idea where we were and we were gone for so long! and like a smartass he called the (one) shower first so i had to sit itchy in the living room forever while he stunk up the bathroom with his smelly ass! story over!
i hope you come back up to the cabin oh thatd be too fun we can go to our spot!!! and our other spot with the rocks!!!! oooooh ryaan do you remember where we found those two guys and took them upstream a while and there was ALL these really green trees and grass and plants and fish and waterfalls i wanna go there
