nickname ideas

doesnt apply to me, never had sex, got A blowjob once, with the only girl i have ever known i loved more than my own mom.

 

wow i had to read that twice... at first i thought it said you got a blowjob from your mom... i was like woa what the fuck

 

how about smelly

 

Zippy.

 

Cocky McMonkeypounder the 7th or Bob

 

thats some funny shit lol!

 

im gonna post this shit again for a serious outcome, ok here goes

1. ive had names before like don vito and puffy fingers(dont ask)
2. i will admit, i love food, especialy pastas(omg there the shit!)
3. i smoke weed, listen to korn, tool, sublime, cypress hill, some snoop and dre, and 1 50 cent song called best friend, i listen to it because it reminds me of a girl i love named amber who im not sure if she loves me but shes almost all i think about
4. im in love with vikings, them being my ancestory i think there awsome as a big fat bowl, or a boob(sorry if i seem pervish but what you expect?)

 

Howabout


Gemima Wittleson, PhD

 

how the fuck do you guys(and gals) come up with all these crazy ass names? you must all be ripped cuz if im not i could never think up this stuff!

 

Sage

 

Salt Peter
Danny Boy
Marius
Fabio
Smokindude
David Beckham
David Seaman
David Batty
etc

 

i got a few, maybe.

Patty McHooters
Jay Jay the meth plane
hashy fingers
weederson (like wooderson but with weed, nice i know)
little orphan fannie
juicy jesse
demi moore
ript
lager
swingsalad

do u like any of these?