Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds. Deserves an emmy!

this is not YOUR thread. I can post as many times as I like and say what ever I want.

na na na na boo boo.

 

jessica's a whore and her husbands a bore
ashlee can't sing, why she can't do anything

 

I'm sorry but I'm just seeing some school girls here being insanely jealous of the pretty successful girl, namingly Jessica. Relax girls, nothing you can change about the situation.

 

sorry, but i'm hotter than Jessica. I don't spend a million hours on looking good. I don't have other people do stuff for me. I work hard to get what I want. Yet, I'm still a knock out. I'm real. I have a few crooked teeth, smaller boobs, but I would bet I have a more fulfilling life than anyone who ever appears on that show.

even you'd want to fuck me, baby!!

 

Thats really good headymoe.... Made me laugh The show is pretty pathetic..

 

And the claws continue to come out...............

PS Unless you look as good as Jessica, I'll pass on your crooked toothed, small boobed ass!

 

and the answer to my assumption must be C! the loser guy who jacks off at Jessica's pic.

How about this. I don't have time to waste on losers like you right now- maybe later.

But I'll leave you with this, since when did YOU come up with the idea of what's pretty and what's not? And have you ever thought about the fact that there is more to life than beauty and money?

 

Thanks alot Heady Moe. Now MY thread smells like ****.

 

Oh sumtinbuggy, I've read many of your posts and you always amuse me because you are such an instigator. You just love getting people riled up, don't you? *lol*

 

no problem! *breathes in deeply* ahh! lovin that **** scent. I should make it into a prefume, don't you think?

 

I thought This Thread Smelled of Asshole

 

It's for fans, bitch. Now go find yourself lost.

 

doesn't sound like you've found any fellow fans who like shallow, mindless people like yourself.

So you have to put up with us cuntrags.

Jessica Simpson is rare
her body is usually bare
but what do I think
that hardly anyone cares

Jessica is dumb
she sits on her thumb
way up her ass
her fame is fading fast

 

Let me guess:

Heady Moe is relatively ugly and pretty fat and lacks the companionship that she so desires. All of the aforementioned descripts has led to her jealousy. No?

 

haha exactly. its great. people wouldnt know sarcasum if it hit them in the face.

 

omg i just fell off my chair.

well, not really but almost.

 

Maybe Jessica should write a cookbook. Each recipe would start with "first, you open the can..."

 

Or maybe she could write a book on how to be a wonderfully caring and loving wife. A lesson for all to partake in.

 

hi bogs.

 

doh! I didn't even catch on. i'm always the last to know.