New Years Resolutions

Do you have any New Years resolutions for the year 2014..

 

too break the world record for amount of rice puddings eaten..also thinking about the whole onion world record..45 seconds to eat a whole onion..it can be done

 

get back on a serious diet workout more lose some weight and learn how to roll a joint better. and cut back on buying so much pot

 

Smoke more weed.. shit mang, my drug stream has been replaced by blood!

 

No, I've decided to postpone them to 2015. Perhaps that can count as a resolution for 2014? :mickey:

 

I suppose it can be :mickeynly if you are determined to postpone :juggle:

 

I plan to stick to it, definately!

 

to make more friends on her, and to learn about different cultures

 

Be more tolerant and patient. Live up to my full potential. That's a big one for me

 

Haven't made any so far. Its sometimes interesting to read my daily horoscopes & to see if any are close to anything that happens they predict.

 

To make many smart.ass comments on internet forums.

Also, to measure my penis length to 100 decimal places

 

I don't make resolutions but I always hope to be a better person all year long.

 

so 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 inches, I'm not even sure a scanning electron microscope could see your penis.

 

- more yoga
- grow out hair
- shave less, less makeup
- no self injury
- don't obsess on job

 

lol, i seriously hope you didnt count out 99 zeros

 

I made ten zeroes then copied and pasted 9 times lol