New Ways To Masturbate?

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  1. migglez

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    Anyone do anything inventive while you jerk off? I'm bored with the normal way, how do you do it?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

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    if you're bored with masturbation, there's a larger problem than your method.
     
  3. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Stick a chain of firecrackers up your ass. Light the fuse and see if you can go off before they do.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  4. Flagme15

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    With the inside of a banana peel. It's pretty good.
     
  5. PineMan

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    You really should try my 'Dribbler' technique. It takes practice, and a hell of a lot of control & willpower, but the end result is well worth it.

    The Dribbler is a bit like the Stop-Go / Edging method, but taken to the next level. You may think that ejaculation & orgasm are the same thing, but they're not. Ejaculation happens momentarily first - like the bullet being put in the gun, before the orgasm fires it. If you're careful you can get to recognise the moment when the semen is starting to rise, just before the orgasm. If you stop masturbating at this point & force yourself to relax all you pelvic floor muscles the ejaculation will continue, but without the force of the orgasm it just Dribbles out. Then give it a moment to ease away from the edge of that orgasm & because you've not yet peaked you will be able to continue, using the semen as a lube. Also, being primarily made up of protein, just as an egg white, the semen tends to get whisked up into a meringue like texture, which, incidentally, also takes on an entirely new, sweet, flavour. With practice you can repeat this action several times. Each subsequent ejaculation will become more & more watery, though A couple of weeks ago I set myself a new personal record of 10, climaxing on the 11th. However, when you do eventually choose / have to give in to the orgasm, it's as if the pleasure sensations of each one of those missed orgasms adds up, being put into a pot, until that final moment when they're all released together, and when it does you'd better make sure you're out of earshot of anyone, because when you finally explode, you're going to be out of control, screaming with delight.
     
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    I recently discovered that if I take an empty plastic bottle & squeeze the air out, then put it between my pussy lips it sucks my clit really hard for ages. I did 2hrs today, when I remove it my little clit is red & swollen & amazing to touch. Winner!
     
  7. jmadre

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    I've tried this method, it's great. Instead of bananas, I used plantains ( in the same family as bananas, more firm)

    The first time I learned of it, I bought 3 plantains. ( choose yellow ones that are firm or just past firm, & choose ones that look like they will accommodate the length and girth of your member)
    I cut 1-2" from one end, gently massage ( to soften) then removed 5-6" (length of your member) of the meat of the fruit while keeping the peel intact,
    keeping an inch or two of meat at the end ( helps to maintain structure ),
    make a small incision or puncture in the side (prevents pressure/ vacuum build up, when penis is inserted),
    placing a the plantain between my mattress and box spring (with the opening just on the edge), in an over hanging towel ( to prevent a mess),
    I was able to thrust into the new "toy", while kneeling in front of it.
    It was an incredible orgasm!!!

    Enjoy!

    P.s. Damn it , I'll have to remember to pick up some plantains soon...
     
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    Several months ago, I learned how to do this, although not that many times. It's by doing this method that's allowed me to taste my own semen, something I've never been able to do after having an orgasm. I ejaculate, taste a bit of it, then continue and use it as my lube. Within a minute or so, I cum hard and orgasm.
     
  9. justwonderin

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    I guess I am blessed with an overactive imagination... I've tried hundreds of different "things" when masturbating. being naked outside, all kinds of anal penetration scenarios, watching in the mirror, shaving my ass and crack, self sucking when I was young, prostate massage and auto anal.

    Pine man is right, training to produce semen while edging is great, once you have the technique, semen is readily available in a few moments. I usually get the clear precum first, I am well versed in milking my prostate for all the warm white stuff too which usually comes later. Since the orgasm is held off while edging, you keep the desire to "do things" with your semen
     
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    I found while having a nice soak in the bath that my limp cock fitted into a empty bubble bath bottle and by squeezing the water in and out my cock slid nicely in and out of the bottle neck and once my cock had swollen up to full size and rock hard my cock head was still able to fit into the neck of the bottle. It was so nice I shot my load into the bottle within no time. :)
     
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    I recently found coconut oil and it works so good and is a lot of fun! Makes me cum really good.... Anyone else true? Guys or girls?
     
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    Wow 2 hours! Got my longest record beat by about 45 mins lol. Do you usually go that long?
     
  14. RickIsHere

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    Wouldn't say it's 'inventive' or unusual, but...
    Deep into middle-age I had become habituated to form a ring with thumb and forefinger around the base of my dick with one hand, pressing down lightly toward my belly to put tension on the flesh of the shaft while stroking lightly with the other hand.
    A bit like the moment when inside a woman you stroke as far in as you can, simulating the pressure of the woman's pubic bone against you own.

    A few weeks ago I began instead just stroking downward with the off hand so the backside of my thumb rubs downward across the root, onto and downward across the top of my ballsack while I stroke it up-down with the other hand.

    That downward stroke across the top of my balls is really different.. very stimulating!
    I've had some incredible orgasms that way.
     
  15. RickIsHere

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    Been a while since I jacked off outdoors...
    Love it!
     

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