New Thread. Please Lie!

I don't have a dog named Grace, and if I did she wouldn't be in my sig....

 

I am not up at 3:23 in the morning

 

I'm having lunch with some famous person I never heard of.

 

I have performed cunnilingus on myself

 

I didn't sit out on the deck last night and open a brand new bottle of Gentlemen Jack. I also didn't take one too many pulls off the bottle.

 

i dont like men

 

I did not just wake up from a nap and totally forget what day it is

 

I refuse to post in any thread started by Old Bum Nugget....oh-he's just changed his name to Retired Trippy-well,him,anyway.

 

It's not time for me to get outta here............

 

Your nice room with no sharp edges and rubber wallpaper isn't awaiting your arrival.....

 

i cant think of any more lies

 

This ^^^

 

im wearing a suit and tie

 

I have never told a lie in my life.

 

im lying to you right now about lying.

 

I know what I'm going to be doing today...

 

im going to win the lotto today

 

Ha, I've already won!

 

I won it last week 365 million !!!!!!!!!

 

I just bought a comic about Charlie Brown


It has a warning on the cover; 'May contain Peanuts'.