New thoughts for the new year

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by squawkers7, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    Here's something else I got in e-mail that I couldn't resist sharing with you all.

    Thoughts for 2005

    12. Life is sexually transmitted.
    11. Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
    09. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    08. Managers are like slinkies........ Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs!.
    07. Health nuts are really going to feel pretty stupid someday! Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
    06. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    05. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
    04. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
    03. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    02. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first !.
    AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
    May you always have Love to Share

    Health to Spare

    and Friends who Care

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