New Seven Word Story

Didn't return the geese's phone call because

 

..the current climate in Southern San Diego.....

 

is wet and smoggy like a pigs

 

butthole which is still better than Canada's

 

policy on immigration ...we let any idiot

 

have the anal sex with the moose

 

now its our turn. Can we live

 

in huts made of spaghetti so we

 

on this the day of my daughters

 

period we choose to celebrate by buying

 

her an all red birthday party, including

 

sweat pants and white tank tops with

 

tampon logos on the shirts and pants

 

and a chimp hung by string from

 

the lampost outside our house in the

 

rundown area of the old west where

 

some say the ghosts of "injuns" can

 

be heard urging men eat cactus that

 

it might teach the white brothers something

 

Like how to dance because they are