New Seven Word Story

thing to Toronto and parked it at

 

the airport, waiting for our drug mules.

 

who were carrying bags full of cocaine

 

for the party at the chiefs house

 

Dirty Naked Freaks would also be attending

 

to BBads desires...massaging his large throbbing

 

meteorite as it fell down to Earth

 

girl who just got her Barbies stolen

 

scored front row Bieber tickets and is

 

shaving his balls with a cheese grater

 

but they'll have trouble finding them coz

 

Mel gibsons balls are safely tucked away

 

from the hordes of Jews who'd like

 

mo-fo hemp truck to our destination, without

 

unduly overturning previously treasured pretensions surreptitiously sequestered

 

storylines i fucked up cos i confused

 

from sleep and caffeine deprivation plus psychotic

 

ramblings from my neighbour who lost her

 

virginity twice in one day while tending

 

to a flock of rabid geese and