New Seven Word Story

Sounded a bit like a police siren

 

"yo! dude I think its the cops"

 

said the crippled midget who worked for

 

the island of discarded toys, but he off

 

set the previous with the former which

 

Quite surpring because he didn't expect that

 

a hairy man with a gold necklace

 

would grab his balls and start singing

 

an ancient Arabic poem about a dirty

 

meerkat that lived inside a smelly hole

 

who conquered what is now Bhutan, with

 

just a toothpick and some beef jerky

 

and thats how beef jerky and toothpicks

 

became their only way to gain control

 

of the secret treasures that they had

 

in a truck fabicated of hemp....

 

straw and moose shit...that truck really

 

did not run very well but smelled

 

like it could, despite it's lack of

 

Carbon Monoxide emissions, but we drove that