New Seven Word Story

tubes are loosened somewhat... it's beginning to

 

make my street theatre act a bit

 

limp... i need surgery, if the truth

 

be told, I never was a great

 

meanwhile, we'll just have to compromise, and

 

say what the fuck are we doing

 

you think i know? ok, i'll ask

 

lillallyloukins why she doesn't give a toss

 

or maybe I'll just barbeque a baby

 

and impale my own penis on a

 

very sharp, bent, and rusted skewer because

 

I'm so sick of seven word posts.

 

Eight word posts have been considered but

 

we decided to just keep on going

 

until time ends and I sacrifice seven

 

dew worms to the God of fishing

 

or Sharpton comes back from the dead

 

as a brain eating zombie and then

 

joins hipforums and posts mainly in the

 

DMT and "Coming out and Confused!" forums