New Seven Word Story

tesco, and they bought some new shiney

 

gimp masks, complete with platinum zips. Dave

 

got his foreskin caught in it and

 

actually enjoyed it, so he decided to

 

make sex dolls made entirely of zips.

 

and sold them to people who ate

 

pickled german guys' penises for lunch. Nazis

 

started this practice as a dare but

 

Adolph was miffed as he only had

 

a first name. then something completely different

 

surprised Dave by being exactly the same.

 

"Dash!",he thought-[Dave was a gentleman]...

 

"If only I had less scabs on

 

the end of my appendage, all would

 

be protruding if it was'nt for bandages

 

prepared with a soothing balm. Next day

 

Air wouldn't charge me extra postage for

 

the extra weight in my new parcel

 

and package (tee hee, I said "package")

 

is that a question ,or a statement?