New Seven Word Story

questions in game threads because it makes

 

me want to pee on the carpet

 

and sit in it until my ass

 

smells like a bad case of the

 

rash. So Instead I drove to my

 

favorite jump and flew my car over a

 

rainbow and found the pot of gold

 

but some short ass ginger came

 

all over my brand new sweater, so

 

I politely kicked him in the nut

 

and told him he better leave,or

 

I'll dress him like a spice girl

 

and he will never get to,lick

 

tootsie pops again because of the piercings

 

that got ripped out during the M.R.I.

 

god damit that shit hurt!im very

 

much in pain and I want to

 

ralph on the doctor for not warning

 

me of his strong cologne, but it's

 

too late, my head has fallen off