New Seven Word Story

Chicken soup for the Furry's soul which

 

is available in stores now... bargain price!

 

Meanwhile A young lady named Gertrude was

 

washing her unmentionables in a river nearby...

 

the bridge yonder which leads to a

 

small island, is broken at present, so

 

Gertrude approaches a ferrymen who levys a

 

small charge for crossing this particular stretch

 

of treacherous waters, in hopes that she

 

will wrestle a turtle while eating salmon

 

while the turtle also eats salmon to

 

so they make up and have dinner

 

it was a good dinner, cheese, wine,

 

and salmon. "GOOOOOOOOAAALLLL!!!" screamed a Chilian announcer

 

salmon quickly found a hiding place in

 

a brook, and their dinner was ruined!!

 

"ah well" said salmon from his hiding

 

pool and he started to dance wildly

 

with his flippy-floppy little flippers on

 

the splishy splashy water, like the show