New Seven Word Story

as good as a blueberry poptart with

 

with a side of blood pudding and

 

a chocolate covered french fry that had

 

sexy times with too many varieties of

 

shadowy men from a shadowy planet near

 

by. two thousand years passed, as if

 

but a twinkle from a far away

 

galaxy where Little Debbie Snack Cakes are

 

on sale for 50 cents each if

 

aunt lucretia would just get up off

 

her tuffett and eat her whey with

 

blueberry Pop Tarts that have rainbow sprinkles

 

and a side of the best orange

 

marmalade, made by elves, imported from kazakhstan.

 

kazakhstan is a fun place cause you

 

should just speak in run-on sentences and

 

use punctuation only if seven locals ask

 

where the beef is in this burger

 

was made cause it taste like it

 

fell out the sewage pipe of a