New Seven Word Story

I hit the bottom which was covered

 

in tiny pieces of what looked like

 

bones. I got up and dusted off

 

my wig and tucked my wiener back

 

in my mouth and took a big

 

bite of that hotdog...it tasted like

 

momma's sweet Christmas pudding after a few

 

cases of beer...grandmas apple pie tasted

 

nothing in comparison to the hotdog, but

 

we all know grandma loved wieners ....especially

 

when the winds were high and the

 

low winds too... grandma with her robe

 

discarded, nonchalantly to the floor... she was

 

always showing off her boob job and

 

won the wet t-shirt contest during spring

 

break in 1947 where she met her

 

father coming out of a gay bar.

 

dressed only in a pink leotard and

 

eating a bacon double cheese burger that

 

was five years old but never tasted