New Seven Word Story

gnomes and orcs and shit like that

 

Well, you were peaking when you went

 

to a place you couldn't quite explain

 

the sharp pain in your throat but

 

that didn't stop you from drinking hot

 

coffee, it was so sugary that your

 

teeth fell out and started to bleed

 

and you realized it was really scurvy

 

this story is longer than seven words.

 

But that didn't stop them from trying

 

Shiela's private parts tasted like her sister's.

 

ham sandwich...except for saturdays when it

 

got burnt on the grill and now

 

I smell burnt toast and thought I

 

unplugged that thing last night right after

 

putting my underwear on upside down and

 

trying to do a jig, I fell

 

down the stairs right onto the giant

 

hole, which seemed to go on for

 

an eternity but then suddenly stopped and