New Seven Word Story

fried chicken duct taped to it so

 

it could evade the tracking dogs that

 

hate fried chicken, because the previous day

 

it had escaped undetected from the maximum

 

sexperience, a local strip joint that he

 

had owned for ten years before he

 

realized his true life ambition was to

 

have a llama farm in Utah because

 

he happened to be a mormon and

 

he was selling llama spit as Viagra

 

and making lots of money off it

 

until the customers discovered that if you

 

take too much you start to have

 

a total apocalypse of the penis you

 

start emitting sparks from the tip and

 

it explodes and you have to go

 

find a genie and wish for a

 

a bottle of magic mushroom tea so

 

You'll forget about your lack of penis

 

and trip balls in the woods with