New Seven Word Story

slip up and land heavily on his

 

tailbone causes him to scream in pain

 

... he took it out on the nearest

 

Himalayan child who happened to be on

 

his bicycle just riding by, on his

 

birthday, which was all the more unfortunate

 

the cake went cold, presents untended, and

 

then a bird swooped down and landed

 

a sloppy dropping right on top of

 

his mothers right breast..it was strangely

 

square, so i grabbed the tool box

 

and twisted it off with a wrench

 

the himalayan moms boob survived to be

 

a paper weight in the office of

 

the ministry of defence,because its considered

 

rude not to have atleast one set of

 

nipples showing when there are men in

 

the room eating bacon and eggs...the

 

paperweight got stolen by an extremely large

 

bald eagle wearing a dreadlock wig with