New Seven Word Story

essence" he said, as he pulled down

 

his pants and out came the biggest

 

serpent that the scientific community had ever

 

seen. It was photographed and examined by

 

a hoard of Paparazzi locusts, who stripped

 

down most seductively, in order to reveal

 

a giant moth with wings painted like

 

the parted lips of an aroused vulva

 

the copulation of serpent and moth would

 

surely set tongues wagging in church so

 

the church goers decided to get naked

 

with a splash of honey and rancid

 

pig fat, whilst singing hymns about the

 

vulvaic displaying wings of the giant moth.

 

The coup de grace was the ministers

 

tiny wrinkled ass cheeks covered with huge

 

sloppy kisses by the congregation, who couldn't

 

sing in tune to save their lives.

 

So, reluctantly, God had to, by dancing

 

Then the retard in Missouri discovered Google