New Seven Word Story

and sexual abstention from nuns... it had

 

the not so pleasant effect of causing

 

their extremities to wither, but their hearts

 

were still salvageable, and used as an

 

auto-pump for Gaias failing waterways... She

 

was then able to flow freely, ensuring

 

the continuance of all that we need

 

to live live happily ever after but

 

seemingly out of nowhere, another problem arose

 

when a retard in Missouri found wikipedia

 

and abused its teachings by endeavouring to

 

explain the home brew process to a

 

bad temper and a fake moustache with

 

had to wait for his goverment check

 

like liquorice shares and secondhand toothbrushes! Why

 

ridiculous thing? no one knows.... maybe he

 

ddicted to liquorice and toothbrushes... he lost

 

his virginity to my mom, the queen

 

... yes, 'sme... Harry... Ummmm... hi there subjects

 

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